Psalm 2009... gotta' love it.

By cajunlady
Published/Last Modified on Tuesday, November 17, 2009 11:45 AM CST

Psalm 2009... gotta' love it.

FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

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He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am American,

I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I were a dog...

And Obama were a tree.

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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Comments

    To Obituary L wrote on Nov 24, 2009 1:47 PM:

    " Come one guys! It's just a little pun, don't take it personal! You really need to chill out. You know there is another part of the bible that says something about "Pointing out a splinter in your brother's eye WHEN YOU HAVE A LOG IN YOURS!" :)
    HUM, no need to be insulting. What makes "L" an expert on who is a lady anywho?
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING YA'LL! "

    Outraged wrote on Nov 23, 2009 5:55 AM:

    " To Tom:
    Better watch what you wish for!!! Obama probably has you on his list just like me and it's not his E-Mail list if you know what I mean!!! "

    Tom wrote on Nov 19, 2009 5:21 PM:

    " I thought it was so funny I had to sent it to everyone in my address book, including Obama.

    I can't understand why Omams never sends me jokes. "

    To Obituary wrote on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM:

    " Its not the work of Outraged this time, but thanks for thinking so. My compliments to Cajunlady, a job well done. "

    Christian wrote on Nov 18, 2009 11:24 PM:

    " It's OK to be a christian and still laugh. There's enough bitterness in this world. "

    L wrote on Nov 18, 2009 6:08 PM:

    " TO CAJUNLADY WHY are you trying to rewrite psalms 23? THE bible say's don't add or take away what is written in the bible.SHAME on you,i'm sure someone wish you were a tree and they were a dog.BUT if you were a tree I would put a hump in my back and let you have it.YOU may be cajun but your no lady. "

    Obituary wrote on Nov 18, 2009 3:19 PM:

    " Thank you Outraged for producing your usual useless words. I'm actually trying to read the darn bill and find out exact numbers, not an easy thing to do. If anyone has some exact data--and believe me I wish I did--I'd publish it for all the world to see. Then someone might understand the exact impact it will have on their families. That's more useful than wondering where I've been hibernating or your crystal ball which seems to predict what kind of person I am. Even though I know you are not, your words are stupid. "

    Deb wrote on Nov 18, 2009 2:07 PM:

    " TeeHeee This is sooo true !!!!!!!!!!
    This man is a disgrace to America!!
    Of corse we all know he's doing this on purpose cause his purpose is to distroy America!! God doesn't sleep so God help you Obama! Yes I said God and not you even though you think you are God. God is still in control and you will see his rath :) I'll be praying for yoooouu :) "

    Republican wrote on Nov 18, 2009 8:14 AM:

    " I wish I were a elephant and Obama was my footstool!!! "

    Outraged wrote on Nov 18, 2009 5:45 AM:

    " To Obituary:
    Have you been hibernating for the last year??? Do you need grafts and charts to understand what is going on with health care & cap & trade???
    Where is your COMMON SENSE????
    How about WE CAN"T AFFORD IT????
    You sound like a typical Politically Correct ACLU supporter!!! "

    My-O-My wrote on Nov 17, 2009 11:26 PM:

    " Now this is why I love America. The greatest right of all. Freedom of speech. Bless you son, Bless you "

    DI Reader wrote on Nov 17, 2009 7:54 PM:

    " Hey there cajunlady (EF) homie. Good one! "

    OMG wrote on Nov 17, 2009 6:05 PM:

    " This is Blasphemy!! "

    Obituary wrote on Nov 17, 2009 3:20 PM:

    " I wish people could provide data instead of interesting poetry. It would be productive to know that the Health Care Reform would produce, say, "x" amount of dollars increase on a household of four people, instead of people yelling, "We're turning Socialist!" It would be productive to know the amount of money a typical household would have to spend now on cap and trade instead of "Get ready for a breadline!" All people throw around here is emotional rhetoric, which is good for ranting purposes. Throw some numbers and you might persuade people to do something. "

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