Intellectual Elite

Growing up in New Iberia as an intelligent person (as measured by IQ) was difficult to say the least. We're assaulted on all sides by a public that groups intelligent folks in a pool labeled "others" and treats them with suspicion. In my case, the only way I could find a decent job was by dumbing down my resume, pretending to like sports and lying about going to church.

I think it's time for us to withdraw from the general public. Is there any town in the Acadiana area that is ruled by the intellectual elite? If not, let's discuss our options for an exclusive migration and incorporation of a new town. I can't be the only person wanting to abandon a public that has abandoned us.