Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
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'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President.
In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''
A.. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?
B.. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?
C.. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
D. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
E.. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?
F.. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?
G.. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough either.
H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.
I.. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.
J. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your family, and your belongings.
K.. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with&n bsp;a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.
L.. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.
M.. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?
Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy.
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.
I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?
Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day. Make no mistake about it.
The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans?
Say what you want but I blame it on the media .. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like OJ. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!
Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
Jay Leno
Please keep this in circulation. There are so many people who need to read this and grasp the truth of it all


Comments
dv wrote on Aug 23, 2008 9:44 PM:
If you don't like the administration and you say "I'd rather die with the terrorists" I have been in both theaters(that would be Afghanistan and Iraq if you don't know where) many times and know for a fact that if you feel the way you do.....The Taliban as well as Al-Qadia are always looking for recruits.... so you can join them if you think it is better and we have it "so Bad". "
Doubting Thomas wrote on Aug 5, 2008 1:12 PM:
B.Bean wrote on Aug 1, 2008 4:17 PM:
I bet if Clinton would have done something when they bombed the USS Cole
this (INSIDE JOB) would have never happened! "
Obama Lama Ding Dong wrote on Jul 31, 2008 11:55 PM:
I Know What You Did wrote on Jul 31, 2008 9:33 PM:
Check the tapes and you can see the controlled explosions bringing it down 12 floors at a time. And what about WTC Bldg. #7 it was not even hit by debris and the fires were put out, yet it mysteriously collapsed?
Open your eyes people, there is a great evil in the White House! "
Has anyone heard... wrote on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 AM:
ARMY SIBLING wrote on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 AM:
c.b. wrote on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM:
TO CAJUNATOR wrote on Jul 28, 2008 10:00 PM:
Obama Lama Ding Dong wrote on Jul 28, 2008 8:41 PM:
TT wrote on Jul 28, 2008 1:25 PM:
Cajunator wrote on Jul 28, 2008 7:07 AM:
Some People.. wrote on Jul 25, 2008 9:46 AM:
Dave wrote on Jul 24, 2008 3:42 PM:
David wrote on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM:
Ann wrote on Jul 23, 2008 8:42 PM:
Seaver wrote on Jul 21, 2008 10:55 PM:
Tell them like it is... "
False wrote on Jul 21, 2008 10:53 AM:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp "
Master Sparks wrote on Jul 19, 2008 6:35 PM:
Sadie Hawkins wrote on Jul 19, 2008 1:13 AM:
Lynn wrote on Jul 18, 2008 12:50 PM:
TO tc wrote on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 AM:
Mike wrote on Jul 18, 2008 5:56 AM:
In you infinite wisdom please tell us what freedoms you have lost since Bush has been in office?
Please tell us what pitfalls have become you?
How many attacks on US soil have we had since 9/11?
What would you do different? "
Sassie wrote on Jul 17, 2008 9:28 PM:
TC wrote on Jul 17, 2008 6:26 PM:
Who Cares wrote on Jul 17, 2008 6:21 PM:
Lynn wrote on Jul 17, 2008 5:13 PM:
TO T.C. wrote on Jul 17, 2008 4:55 PM:
forget about its facts wrote on Jul 17, 2008 4:53 PM:
Frank Rizzo wrote on Jul 17, 2008 4:38 PM:
Lynn wrote on Jul 17, 2008 11:04 AM:
Daq wrote on Jul 17, 2008 10:37 AM:
False Jay Leno statements wrote on Jul 17, 2008 10:28 AM:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp "
Mr. Cynic wrote on Jul 17, 2008 8:52 AM:
This is simply not the truth.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/l/leno-commentary.htm "
TC wrote on Jul 17, 2008 7:39 AM:
If you think Bush is such a great president, then you must have drank the Kool-Aid too. "
Kodos to Jay wrote on Jul 17, 2008 7:22 AM:
Say What wrote on Jul 17, 2008 6:46 AM: